I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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