I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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