All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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