I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he shaved USA in his pubs
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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