Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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