if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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