There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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