I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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