its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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