I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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