we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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