Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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