margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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