don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize