Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
