loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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