Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I wish I only lived at night.
only if we run a train.
done.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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