I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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