Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Houston, we have a blender
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
All I want is dick and wine.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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