he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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