Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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