Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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