WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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