I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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