Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
