Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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