we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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