That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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