She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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