How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
party gras won. party gras always wins.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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