now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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