Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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