Yo dont text me then not text me
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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