When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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