So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
God, I missed his penis.
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