Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
