I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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