Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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