My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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