I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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