tell your sister to shave her snatch
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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