I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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