you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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