ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She announced her abortion via fbk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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