Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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