I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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