Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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