apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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