Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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