Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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