One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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