Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I have aggressive nipples.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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