You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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