S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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