sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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