I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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