I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sorry about my life...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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