im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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